- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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