- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What's brown an sticky Shit

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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