- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

race-car = rac-ecar

What's brown an sticky Shit

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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