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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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