A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Poop

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

haha Otarts was here

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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