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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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