Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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i saw amango it splootered

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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