- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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