How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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Do you play piano? No

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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