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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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