So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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123 f*ck off

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Cripples are lame.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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