You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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