- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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