a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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like if your cool

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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