why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A American seeking into mexico

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

thumb_up thumb_down -10

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

LeBron in the fourth quarter

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

thumb_up thumb_down -10

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops