Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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