- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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