Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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