What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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