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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

I'm Polish.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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