Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Lil Wayne

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

swag

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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