A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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