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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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