What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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69

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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