Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Anti Joke

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