A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Bob Saget that is all

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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