Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

why did the blue berry cross the road

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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