- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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