Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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