- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

like this or you will die at some point in your life

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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