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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Donald Trump

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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