A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Cheese

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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