the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Weaner

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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