What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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