- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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