there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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