- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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