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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

say it ten times fast: oh

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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