What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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the economy.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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