Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Ehh

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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woman's rights

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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