Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

These Jokes suck.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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