Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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