A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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i dont fisish anythi

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Cripples are lame.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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