I like touching my boobs

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Thats what she said

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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