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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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