Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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