So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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