Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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