- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What do I hate? people

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

a black man walks out of popeyes

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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