What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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