Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Everybody will die

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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