- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

David Cameron

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

why did the blue berry cross the road

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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