Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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