- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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