I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

You know what's cool? Yep.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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