- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

What's big and messy? A big mess

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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