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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Whats cold and frozen? ice

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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