- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

What's big and messy? A big mess

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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