- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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