Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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