Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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My jeans

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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