Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

thumb_up thumb_down -13

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Coldpaly is a good band

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

thumb_up thumb_down -15

someone called someone else a frog

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops