- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

All of these jokes are about white people

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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