- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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