A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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