How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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All of these jokes are about white people

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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woman's rights

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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