- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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