What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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were you expecting a joke

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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