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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

this website is a bad joke

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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