what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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