Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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