Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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like if your cool

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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