- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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