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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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