Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Chuck Norris is dead......

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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