- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Michael Brown

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Dwarf Shortage

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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