Why did the chicken cross the road?

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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