- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

All of these jokes are about white people

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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