- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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