- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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