- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Yellow People !!

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Jesus Christ

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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