What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Tucker Rivera

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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