Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

I have read the terms and conditions

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

You're a frog

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

mexicans fishing

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

sky's sty

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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