Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Yellow People !!

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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