If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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