What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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