Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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