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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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