Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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