- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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