Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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