Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Women.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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