- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sky silverstein

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

knock knock Goodbye

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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