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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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