- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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