- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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