knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Anti Joke

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