- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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