How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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GOODBYE

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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