- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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