What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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