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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Hi.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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