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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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