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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

my penis

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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