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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Wait! hundred billions!

You know what's cool? Yep.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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