- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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