- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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