- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What is the best joke ever? 1D

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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