Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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