What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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