Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Anti Joke

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