- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

knock knock... ...no answer

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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