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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

woman's rights

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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