How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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