What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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I'm homeless.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Anti Joke

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