- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Death by kayak

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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