- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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