- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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