Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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