- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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