Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Equal rights!

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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