Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Women's Rights

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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