- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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