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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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