what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Anti Joke

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