- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

I'm so punny.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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