Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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jews

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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