What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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