- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

why did the blue berry cross the road

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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